My Girl Hiiragi Fuyu Is Back and Already Throwing Shade

I am completely captivated by Heart ni Pochicon. I have made this clear, and I have been clear as to why — I sometimes wish that I could hang out with idols, but these two human disasters are basically the idols that I would hang out with, given a life-long track record of being attracted to people who are terrible for me and keep me deeply ingrained in self-destructive behavior.

They’re wonderful.

And so I was sad when Fuyu, one half of the dynamic duo, was temporarily put on ice while she went into the hospital to deal with some health issues (I WONDER WHY). While most cases of “taking a break for health reasons” are idol’s version of “sent to live on a farm a few hours away,” we were assured that this was real, and Fuyu would definitely be back.

Well, she’s back, and she got some kind of bug up her butt, because this is a very cool series of tweets:

Here things are starting off well enough …

Damn, idols, called out!

Pro.

Basically, “This isn’t a hobby for me. If you want to treat it like a game, knock yourselves out, but this is how I get paid and that makes it a job, and I’m going to do my job (that’s a solid swipe). Also I’m tired and cranky.”

Fuyu, please consider this standing offer to come to the USA and get involved with my I-just-need-a-few-million-dollars-to-start idol project. Until the funding comes through, I’ll pay you in Coors Light, Slim Jims, a full kiddie pool in the back yard and all the American Spirits you can smoke.


Reminder: Way beyond one of a kind

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