I Promise You That the New Atarashii Gakkou no Leaders Is Worth the Trouble

I have a new least-favorite company in the idol business. It used to be Universal, but now it’s Victor Entertainment, whose refusal to buckle to the capricious whims of YouTube Red’s financial tyranny keeps me from seeing lots of new stuff that I’d really like to see, but can’t! Or at least not until I inadvertently prop up whatever terrorist group or drug cartel (or both!) that runs Proxysite.

That’s a long way of saying that, hey, Atarashii Gakkou no Leaders, who are not only good and cool but also kind of intense and intimidating (please don’t hurt me, Suzuka), but who are also aligned with Victor and therefore lose eleventy bajillion points, dropped themselves a new MV, and I don’t get it, but that’s fine:

Thanks to our very own Papermaiden!

By “don’t get it,” I don’t mean “I don’t follow the story,” which itself is quite clear despite its premise being difficult to discern without sufficient Nihongo, I mean “in what world can I live where my inevitable collapse in trying to keep up with a gentleman who may as well be an Olympian is met by having the Leaders show up and scream in my face?” Because I want in.

Are you following these idols yet?

You clearly should be.