Nobody, least of all the poor saps featured in the video below, is prepared for what Hanako-san (precisely, the 14th Generation Hanako of the Toilet!) is about to unleash upon the world.
十四代目トイレの花子さんの新曲「ROSE OF KILLER」の視聴動画を公開しました！みてねんhttps://t.co/lrcLZMMBGZ
— 十四代目トイレの花子さん情報 (@14hanako_red) March 16, 2018
The greatest solo performer in idol has a new song (from old friend Mr. Perkele!), releasing on CD-R. I wish I could say that such a release would make for an immediately valuable collector’s item, and — among some circles, most notably the denizens herein! — there will be people who’d mortgage their house for it, but the reality is that such a release is mostly just a can-kicking letdown. Do a whole single, or an EP, Hanako! Send your unique brand of screamtastic grindy whatever-have-you out into the world en masse, that we may all delight in the terrors you bring!