INT. DAY JOB – MORNING
Homicidol Maniac, seated at his desk, is holding a cell phone to his ear. His face is UNPLEASANT; A loud SCREAMING sound is audible through the phone.
MANIAC: Kerrie. Kerrie! Calm down.
The screaming dissipates.
MANIAC: Tell me what’s the matter.
KERRIE (through phone): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Yes, friends, that’s the approximate reaction this morning to the news that NECRONOMIDOL’s upcoming UK tour is bringing 2& and the Screaming Fucking Sixties along for the ride.
— NECRONOMIDOL (@NECRONOMIDOL) March 1, 2018
The best part? Try beating these ticket prices:
Black Winds Over Albion tour
2& (Double And)
GA tickets on sale Saturday, 3 March 10am via SeeTickets.
— ORIONlive UK (@ORIONlive_UK) March 1, 2018
Heaven help us all. Yes, Necroma’s headlining (and bringing the band!), but getting Saki and the literal James Browns of idol takes something already set to 11 to, like, 14. It’s gonna be intense!
Also, while I had a little bit of liquid inspiration last night, I was telling people that I want fans to get & tattoos in honor of 2&, like this promotion; maybe just write the thing in marker on your arm and get your cheki that way or something. And start doing your squats and sit-ups now, as Kai and Montero aren’t going to take it easy on anybody, let alone gaijin scum.
I wonder what Oshi thinks of all of this …