Last week, I asked you all to share your oshi alignments!
— ステューピッグ (@STUPiG_H5F) July 20, 2018
— KOIZU「コイズ」 (@SeiekiScumlord) July 20, 2018
— Fig 🃏 (@FigMeisai) July 20, 2018
Did you know? Today is my birthday! It’s once in a blue moon that my birthday coincides with a Friday Fun, so I’m getting a bit self-indulgent on all of you for this week. Firstly, I said last year I was holding a Vaporwave-themed party for my Sweet 26, then I remembered I have no friends so you’ll have to do that for me:
Now that the music is sorted, let’s get the guest list. You don’t really see idols tweeting about parties a lot, do you? Or maybe I just follow the wrong idols. The most I normally see are birthday concerts and maybe the girls tweeting about going to karaoke sessions. But I never see anything about say, an idol’s friend’s throwing a surprise party with cakes and balloons and party games.
Maybe they’re all too busy for that, or maybe its just not what they do in Japan, I don’t know. But this week’s special self-indulgent birthday Fun, imagine inviting a whole bunch of idols to a good old-fashioned birthday party and the havoc that would inevitably break out.
Watanabe ruins the birthday cake by mixing death sauce into the mix. Sari ruins pass-the-parcel by hiding spiders within the layers of the paper instead of lollipops. Big Angel film a mukbang for their Youtube channel of them eating the entire party buffet. Things like that! Alternatively, you could just send me photos of my oshis or a little something-something 😉 but an imaginary idol party is far more fun for people other than myself.
Tweet your party shenanigans with #BigIdolBirthdayParty and I promise I’ll be humble next week once the reality of being an old fart finally kicks in.