Last week I asked you to pitch some imaginary idol concepts to a board of directors. If we see any of these groups debut soon, congratulations!
— Christian Winsall (@toxicbreakfast) September 22, 2018
How about Knitting Idols? Their live shows are just them sitting on stage knitting. Chekis are hand knitted & they release patterns instead of singles, but once a member graduates they will re-release the pattern but for row two they will purl every stitch.#PitchAnIdol
— Nota Cheki Kinda Guy (@SalemBlack4Ever) September 21, 2018
The Muscle Busters. They debut by attacking Deadlift Lolita with steel chairs at the beginning of a live and stealing the microphones. Their MCs mostly involve talking about how the town they're playing sucks, and they insult fans at meet and greets. #PitchAnIdol
— Nick Thorpe (@HKT3030) September 21, 2018
I was panicking a little bit just now. Past midnight on a Friday morning, I had nothing for this week’s Fun! Then I looked back on a thing I did earlier that evening that, quite frankly, caused me to be blocked my pretty much all of my mutuals.
For each like this tweet gets, I'll reply with something from my "True Beauty" folder
— Kerrieeee (@weeaboowitch) September 27, 2018
First of all, sorry for spamming your timeline with images such as this all night. But not that sorry, because I’m about to do it again, only with idols.
This week, I want you to ruin wota twitter by tweeting idol photos that are just… wrong. Nothing particularly harmful about them, they just weird you out. Maybe that’s one of the WACK glasses members without their glasses, or a wonderful piece of bootleg idol merch or a horrible photoshop edit. As long as its in legal boundaries, whatever weirds us all out! Use the hashtag #CursedIdolPhotos. I’m sorry.