A Bear Apocalypse Is Looming and We Are Helpless to Stop It

Look very closely at the banner photo. Do you know who it is?

And this. Looking at this, do you know who these three women are?

Idolcore rock idol group ayumikurikamaki in their human form

That’s right. A terrible curse has fallen upon the land, and Ayumikurikamaki have turned back into humans. They can only return to bear form if they’re able to announce a Nippon Budokan show by the end of 2017.

They need more fans. In Japan. Or the accessibly surrounding region. Or rich fans abroad. Or whatever. Anyway, I do not like this because while I’m sure the three of them will continue to make charming parody dance videos regardless of the status of their humanity, it is nonetheless a terrible fate indeed to be stuck in human form when the majesty of beardom was once your reality.

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